A former nanny of Madonna's children, Rocco and Lourdes, is shopping for a book deal. The former nanny, Melissa Dumas, has sent an 80-page proposal to a group of book publishers for consideration. I think this could be the most boring tell-all ever. Madonna's personal life with Ritchie is far from scandalous. Imagine pages of details about yoga, eating well and Kabbalah piety. Snore! I'll wait to buy a book by Michael Jackson's nanny, or Britney Spears.
