Showing posts with label crazy coo-coo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy coo-coo. Show all posts
Funny Stuff - Naked Woody Harrelson Pics
Woody went skinny dippy with pal Owen Wilson and the images were captured here. Woody has three daughters and a happy marriage since 1998.
Latest Jlo Baby News
Jennifer Lopez wants Tom Cruise to be godfather to her twins. The Latino star, who gave birth to son Max and daughter Emme on February 22, has reportedly persuaded her husband Marc Anthony to give Tom the role despite their differences in religious beliefs.
OK - is it just me, or is all the news relating to JLo's kis revoltingly excessive? I'm not expecting her to be Angelina Jolie, but the push present, the baby shower, and reports of gifts for Max and Emme are making me a little sick. Check out Tom Cruise's baby gift - he spent $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme, ordered a giant fish tank for their nursery and gave them complete Disney DVD box sets.Medicinal Marijuana Named After Tom Cruise
I love this story! Licensed cannabis clubs in the US are selling "Tom Cruise Purple" featuring a picture of Tommy laughing hysterically.source
Britney Spears and father have Visit with Sons
Britney Spears and Dad push Jayden James and Sean Preston over the weekend.
Heather Mill and Paul McCartney Divorce Settlement
Heather Mills has been awarded 50M in divorce settlement with Beatle, Sir Paul. I don'tcare what anyone says - she's a crazy gold digger! The Daily Mail reports:
Ms Mills also launched an angry outburst against her husband's victory on where their daughter would live and how much she would get each year.
“Beatrice gets £35,000 a year. She is meant to travel B-class when her father travels A-class.
“Paul has always wanted Beatrice to go to a state school. He insisted that he wanted us to move to that area [East Sussex] - £35,000 includes. £17,000 for school fees.”
“He tried to get our daughter with joint residency, even though we had gone 50-50. In that way he has got everything he wanted, but that's what powerful people get.”
Ms Mills complained about the judge's assessment of her husband's wealth.
“He also said that Paul is only worth £400 million. Everyone knows that he has been worth £800 million for the last 15 years.
"Paul has always wanted it public because he wants to look like generous Sir Paul."
“I was locked out of every home. I really hope now that me and my daughter can have a life and not be followed every day. Apart from one television thing I have stayed quiet for 21 months. If the judgment had been kept private I would not be out here speaking.”
She added: “I can't leave England. Believe me if I tried to go he'd have an injunction on me in a second.”
Katie Holmes on Cover of UK InStyle Magazine
Katie Holmes graces the cover of the UK InStyle Magazine. It is the same photo that InStyle carried on their US edition. The bottom picture is of Katie Holmes at an In Style girls only party. Can she find her way without Tom Cruise leading her by the hand? tomcatcrazy.com wrote about the party:
New mom Katie Holmes made a rare appearance this weekend at InStyle magazine girls-only party. The party was held on Sunday at the home of a Hollywood producer, and guests were reportedly strictly forbidden from inviting anyone to attend with them. Holmes broke the rule, which was specified when invitations were sent out, by towing along one of her Scientology "friends." "You weren’t allowed to bring a guest with you," a partygoer told PerezHilton.com. "However, Katie brought a guest. One of her Scientology ‘handlers.’ She was the only one that didn’t come alone. Katie’s minder kept a watchful eye and a close distance at all times. It was so creepy! You couldn’t really talk to her honestly and openly. Whenever Katie would leave the room, all the girls would talk amongst themselves about how strange she seemed and how bizarre the whole situation was." Another party guest said, "Katie looked dead in the eyes. She was not the same person she was before she met Tom."
Britney Spear's Kids with Nanny
Britney's kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are seen out and about yesterday with their nanny. I hope KFed is taking good care of them! It's been 6 weeks since Britney has seen her children, which I find totally sad.
Kirstie Alley is a Scientologist
I don't take expert advice from scientologists. I'm guessing the girl beside Kirstie is her daughter Lillie. Poor little thing!
Gwyneth Paltrow Hides her Roots - and Apple
Gwneth Paltrow is unusually coy when picking up Apple, 3, from daycare.Britney Trys Sarcasm - Fails
Britney Spears complained about false stories written about her personal life to paparazzi in the least eloquent way possible
Britney said: "I just want to talk and say, like, how nice our world is. It really is. Like the other day, I saw this magazine and it said I was pregnant. And I went up to my mom and my mom knew, like, she was right, as I am really pregnant.
"Always believe everything you read everybody, because I am."
John Travolta Continues Straight Campaign
Celebrity Mom reports:John Travolta has revealed the secret behind the success of his marriage to Kelly Preston -- they each keeps lists of what they need from each other. The lists include everything from spending time with each other to sex to what kind of food they want to eat.
Travolta explains, "We make lists of what we need and want from each other and check them regularly,
"We list everything from how much sex to what kind of food we want.
"It's so we can find out what the other needs and that we're going in the right direction. It doesn't sound romantic but it works for us."
Brad and Angelina Plan Adoption Four!
I hope this story is false. I can't even comprehend how foolish Angelina would have to be to believe this! Babies need love, not colour-coding...A source discussing Angelina's family - which also consists of Cambodian son Maddox, Ethiopian daughter Zahara and Angelina's natural daughter Shiloh with lover Brad Pitt - said: "Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. "She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life."
Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process. The source added to Britain's News of the World newspaper: "She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer." Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family. She said: "Should you balance the races, so there's another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so. "Shiloh has Brad and me to look at."
Britney Spears Celebrates Divorce
Britney Spears checks out the party scene on Thursday at West Hollywood lounge Bridgewith her cousin Alli after a five-hour divorce settlement meeting with ex-hubby-to-be Kevin Federline.
Sources say K-Fed will make out with $1 million and have joint custody of their two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
The settlement was negotiated at the L.A. office of Britney’s attorney, Laura Wasser. Federline was represented by Kaplan and Jim Simon.
And in case you forgot, she’s still wearing a wig!
Who's Your Mommy?
Wacky Michael Jackson is being sued for custody of Jackson's three children by a woman who claims to be their biological mother. London-based Nona Paris Lola Jackson states she carried and delivered, via waterbirth, Prince Michael I, 10, Paris Michael, 9; and Prince Michael II (aka Blanket), 5. Jackson's ex-wife Deborah Rowe is generally acknowledged to be the mother of Jackson's two older children, but it is unknown who gave birth to Blanket.I love this story - one day we will all find out the real deal about Jackson's children and I can guarantee it will be WEIRD. I just hope that the children aren't being too screwed-up by Jackson.
The details in this law suit are the best part. Why does Ms. Nona Paris Lola Jackson think the detail of delivering via waterbirth makes her story more credible? And, why does she have the names Paris and Jackson in her name? Stay tuned... A court hearing has been set for 2 and 30 May.
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Celebrity Parents Photo Gallery...
Liv Tyler and Adam Sandler at the premier of Reign on Me.
Britney Spears goes to the dentist.
David Beckham prevents Victoria's inflatable breasts from lifting her up, up and away at their going away party in London.
Brooke Shields on set in NYC.
Heather Mills trying to look human. She seems to have laid off the botox.Celine Dion and Son, Rene-Charles
Celine Dion, 38, and son Rene-Charles Angelil, 6, were snapped in front of the Magic Castle at Disneyland. There is something deeply disturbing about Celine Dion. Her long-haired, hippie son doesn't help. What really doesn't help is learning that she, hippie boy and her geriatric husband all share a bed. Yuk!
Michael Jackson Hoods Children
TMZ.com reports:Michael Jackson's children looked like they were playing a game of Sadaam on the Gallows as they arrived at London's swanky Carlton Hotel -- with their heads covered with black hoods.
Prince, Paris Michael and Blanket had their faces hidden from photogs as they were rushed into the hotel Saturday night by Jackson's security team, while Michael signed a few photos from the safety of his SUV.
DNA Tests Ordered for Anna-Nicole's Daughter Dannielynn
Larry Birkhead and Virgie Arthur arrived separately in the Bahamas on the afternoon of March 16 to attend a crucial court hearing in the ongoing fight for custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s 6-month old daughter, Dannielynn.
Larry Birkhead confirms to Usmagazine.com that he got some good news—the judge in the case has ordered DNA tests.
The judge will determine if Howard K Stern is required to submit to a paternity test, even though he is listed on the baby’s birth certificate as her father. It is Birkhead’s hope that the DNA testing will take place today.
Both Stern and Birkhead claim to be Dannielynn’s biological father.
Howard K Stern was a no-show.However, Birkhead and Stern have been ordered back to the Bahamas on Tuesday, March 20 to hear testimony from DNA experts, and to further discuss Stern's fitness as a father.
When leaving the courtroom, Birkhead was in very good spirits. "I can't say what happened today, just that I'm happy and grateful," Birkhead tells Us. "I know I'm the father," he continued. "I just want the court to know I'm the father. I will be back on Tuesday."
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